13. One more reason why being single is so perfect.
You can travel in peace.
14. He is like, ‘This flight cost me a fortune might as well get a free x-ray’.
Go for it, man! You deserve it.
15. They have Oreos in other countries as well; wait!
Where are you going again?
16. She is old and doesn’t care.
Grandma, you’re smashing it.