9. “When I babysit my niece she makes me play operation. Her favorite part is when she dies and we have a funeral for her.”
The kid has a weird quirk and likeness towards it.
10. “Of all the animals he has my son wanted these two and only these two to watch him eat his bacon and eggs. He’s One cold sonofab**ch.”
He is an honest kid who likes to be truthful about everything.
11. Well, this reminds me of my childhood too. A new baby always makes the elder one jealous.
It’s an obvious act of nature.
12. He wanted to be ‘Fart’ for Halloween and yes he was.
The first time I am seeing such a creative concept for costumes.