9. If you’re an adult who doesn’t do this, well you’re a loyal friend.
They don’t make people like you anymore.
10. Yep, it takes ages to defrost that chicken.
Finally, we are clear about that.
11. Never getting your day-offs aligned.
It’s just miserable.
12. It’s just so annoying when an unknown number calls you.
And it’s the middle of the night and now you’re confused.